Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Horror Movie Morons Deserve to Die.

This week I watch the most retarded "horror" film in the world. I am not joking. Wolf Creek is worse than the worst horror movie. All these idiot girls did was scream and cry and scream. Hi, you are trying to run away, I would suggest SHUTTING up in order for the oddly intelligent killer who magically knows where you are at all times to lose you. Or maybe, you could cause this big ordeal to end by making sure said killer is dead! A gun shot wound to the ear is not going to cause death. Neither is a gun whipping...to the lower back. Here is an IDEA. Take the knife that the killer had while he was threating your moron hyena laughing friend and stab the guy in the heart. Maybe even sevre his head to make certain he is not going to rise up and kill you. Oh, and how about not forgetting to find your other friend? You know, the one who was nice enough to buy a car and drive you across the outback free of charge? Ya, remember him? But no, none of this was even entering the girls minds as the moroniclly cavort about the outback in hopes of losing this Randy Quaid wanna be sicko. Then, as the smarter of the two locates cars to leave, she spends a massive amount of time looking at articles left behind by other victims. When she finnaly relizes that HEY! Killer might be back now! And gets in one of about 15 cars, the killer magically guessed that she would be there. Sorry idiot. You are dead. So, friend number two starts to wonder where her buddy went and like any self respecting best friend, leaves. She runs across the outback for all night and well in to the morning. Only to cause the death of a nice old man, steal his car and then drive like an idiot while being pursued by the killer, who must have imbedded her with a gps tracker, and eventulally be shot by a sniper rifle. Super. So, the only survior and rightfully so cause he is not an idiot, well, not complety, is the one they left behind. And naturallty, the killer was never found blah blah blah and still roams the outback in search of more victims to ruthlessly kill. Here is an idea...how about if this story is SO true, that the police stake out so called "Wolf Creek" and wait for the Aussie Killer and snipe him? Hmmn, guess when the movie said "Based on True Events" it was refering to the party scence in the beggining. After all, most kids that age do in fact party. Other then that, Wolf Creek was a big pile of shit. 1 hour and 44 mins of bull crap. Avoid this movie( and the Outback) at all cost.

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