Well this is not what I wanted

I am mad, well, more sad really, cause no one else reads this. I could post VERY persoanl info about me and no one would know the diff. Like, I like Adam. He is so cute and when he called me at work today I got all giddy like a freshman in high school. OR how last night I had a dream I made out with Bruce Willis. I could get deeper and stuff, but with my luck...someone will actually start reading this and then I will be screwed. Sigh. Adam text me this morning and I was like "woo-hoo!" It was amazing. There you have it. My deep feelings for the day. This is lame. I am going back to my usual sarcastic comments..until next time!

Ciao

A Dream House for Alex...

This is something that has always bothered me and I think it will haunt me until I can no longer bear to think of it and then I will die. So, here it is...I never had a play house OR a power wheel. By the time I encountered a real Barbie power wheel, which is the one I wanted, I was too old and big to drive it. I wanted to sit in it, just sit there and take in the moment. BUt no, that little girls mom was all "Ah! You will break it!" Whatever. Then, I always wanted a playhouse...with a couch and an upstairs and EVERYTHING. Then in 8th grade, I met Jessica and she had one. I was so excited even though I was what society would consider to be too old to play in a play house. But I went in anyways. When I got inside there was a freaking life size dummy in the house. It scared the crap out of me and I had nightmares. So, I am over the whole "never had a play house" thing, but I will get my kids every power wheel made. The Hummer, the Porsche, the Barbie Vett, the...

What did your parents deprive you of?

Cops and Lobsters

I went out with AJ Trio tonight, as I do most nights these days, and we went to Red Lobster. I wanted Pizza...but all they had was Lobster Pizza. Gross. So, I was all "So, this is going to be insane, but can I get the pizza without any seafood on it? Cause if there is seafood on it...I will break out in hives." This probably made the waitress wonder what the hell we were doing at a Sea Food joint. Well, the State Police where there and I was excited cause maybe Jimmy or James(who taught me how to effectivly assume a new identity...shh..) would be there. They were not. Oh well. We still had good laughs. Really good laughs. I love laughing. It is my favorite thing to do! One time, I laughed so hard that milk literally came out my nose. OUCH. That hurts way more than I could have ever imagined...

Have a pretty day! I know I will:)

Here...write a twenty page report about NOTHING

My cousin had this research paper due, right? And her teacher was all "TEN PAGES!" So I helped her with a subject( BATMAN!) and helped her along. After three or four pages I was like "Dude, the rest of this is all going to be BS!" Cause in reality, there is not a single person I know or care to know that wants to here about ANYTHING in a research paper for TEN RABBLING PAGES. I think you should eiether write a short synopsis or a novel. This in between stuff is lame. I was writing her paper...i mean helpeing her write it for THREE hours last night. I am not complaining though...I kind of enjoyed it. Maybe I should be a writer or something. WEll, off to tan! Oh la la!

Ciao!

This is a RIOT

So, guess what I did. GUESS! You so never will. So, seeing as I am now TWENTY-ONE, I was trying to find cool things that I can do besides get trashed legally and gamble away my life savings( al $17.39 of it:) and guess what I found while browsing the net? I can apply to be on reality tv now. I KNOW! So, what is the first show I signed up for? You bet. The Bachelor. I filled it out, sent them a snap shot and laughed ridiculously all while doing so. Maybe I will try to be on Survivor. Think about it, how funny would I be on TV. Pretty freaking funny.

Things That Annoy:

THis is a list of things that annoy me( and probably Lina too.) Compliled by moi!
Here we go:

1. When two people and only those two people are on a date and they feel the need to sit on the SAME SIDE OF THE BOOTH. Can you not stand to be apart for a meal? Do you HAVE to be petting eachothers legs AT ALL TIMES? Seriously, it looks funny and most peopel(like me) think you look ridiculous. My friend told me that two people sitting like that is a sign of a good relationship. Uh, co-dependency can be a bad thing. Maybe I am too independent to recognize this PDA as a sign of a "healthy" relationship. If I ever have a boyfriend who wants to sit on the same side of the booth as me, I will politly excuse myself from that date and his life.

2. When people bring SMALL children into a late night rated R movie. Hi, do you want to screw up your kid more than the world is already going to! They think that there kids do not understand what they are watching, so it is ok. In my opinion, it is worse. I saw the Wizard of Oz at what I think is an early age. That freaking Witch still haunts me. So who is to say that aa "love" scene or a gory murder is not going to resinate in the kids mind causeing them later in life to be eiether a sex addict or a murderer? Hello people. It is called "good parenting." Lets practice some.

3.When people talk to me about things I could care less about.
You just put in a new sprinkler system and feel the need to share every last detail with me? Forget it. I will smile and nod and then probably go tell everyone to steer clear of you and your lame stories. I admit, sometimes I will tell a lame story...and if I do, plese tell me you do not care. I will respect you SO much more than before.

4.Ok, I work at a coffee shop and it is SO annoying when people walk up to the counter and say "How much is an(insert whatever beverage here.)" Well, I would like to introduce you to a little concept...it is called a MENU. There you will find the prices. When people ask me this insane question, I make a point to obviously look at the menu. I have better things to do than memorize the price of everything we sell.

5. When ordering at a fast food drive thru, you say what you need, and then stop. Then the person inside says "Anything else?" Uh, no. If I wanted anything else, I WOULD HAVE SAID IT. Seriously, where has all the common sense gone...it is even worse when it is at a clothing store. You out your pile of clothes on the counter and the sales person goes "Is this all for you today?"
"No, actually, I was going to buy more, but I like this whole process SO much that I thought it would be fun to do it over and over and over. All in the same day! Next, I will buy pants!"

That is only a little, and I am sure these things annoy you as well. Have a super day!

Ciao-

Define Ambitious...

Today I was driving and I saw this Burger Joint here in my town. On the outside, they had a huge sign. I the sign read :

AMBITIOUS PEOPLE WANTED. NOW HIRING.

Ok, first of all I have yet to meet an "ambitious" burger flipper. I am not at all against burger flippers, but pretty sure being one is more of a tempory job than that of a long term "ambitious" position. When I think ambitious, I think owning your onw company, running a company etc...not working the job of your average high schooler. Then again, that is just me. But that is what this site is for. My opinion...which I think is pretty right on like, all the time:)

Have an ambitious day!
Ciao

Just So You Know....

Hi! So, this is totally awesome and you are going to LOVE it. Me and my friend are in the works of writing the FUNNIEST script in the history of mankind. This is no exageration. You see, my friend and I are two of the most hilarious people you will ever encounter. How did this come to pass? WEll, it all happened just the other day...

I was making a joke, like I do often, and the joke turned into more of a "scene" if you will. After five minutes of non stop, can't breath laughing, we thought "Hey, we should write stuff like this down. Apply it to some awesome characters and BOOM! It will be the next big thing! " The script writing is starting soon, and I spoke to a guy wiht camera stuff and he was all "I am really busy now...but we will see!" So, there is hope. If not, we will use a good ol' fashioned video camera and send our idea out. It willbe amazing. You are going to love it. That is a promise.

Ciao!

The worst crap on the Tele.

I am ashamed to admit this, but at this very moment I am watching the Bachelor. Ok, I do not understand how this situation is at all ok. Think about it. Would you allow the person you were dating to be hooking up with twenty five other people? NO! If you are at all human, chances are that would not make you "happy." This is not acceptable in any other setting, but here on the great channel that is ABC, we are all into it. I want to go on this show, make the guy love me and then when he drops to his knee to propose or whatever, I will say this "Uhm...seeing as you hooked up with my roomies, all on national TV so I will be subjected to watching it whenever the media decides to remind us of who you could have picked, I think I will pass. But thanks. Maybe now I will get a recording deal or a chance to have a walk on role on some lame sit-com." I would like to think that God's plan for me is to not marry someone that can't find his honey without the help of twenty five desperate females and a whack TV show. Then again, this is just me. And I am a bit "crazy" and this is my rant for the month. Wow, I feel better. Ok. I am going to Coldstone! Yum! I love it being my BDay.

Ciao-

Biola Bound and Miss 21

This weekend was HUGE for us(as in me and Lina). Why? WEll, first I turned 21. Did I go party like a rock star while drinking insane amounts of booze and making out with random boys? NO, I went to bed at 10pm and ya know what, it was great. I got a good nights rest and was ready to go register for escuela the next morning. Another big event. I got into ROCK CLIMBING! I know! I thought it would be full cause HELLO it rocks(haha...get it.) and it was open! So, from 1 to 3 every Wednesday I will be scaling rocks ala Tom Cruise in MI2. I signed up for classes, bought a MIke's Hard Lemonade and shot a terrorist in the head. It was a sweet weekend. Then, it got better. Carolina got into BIOLA! Yea! NOw all we have to do is fund it. If anyone wants to buy a kidney, I am selling mine inorder for her to buy a meal pass. Also, my first, second and possibly third children are available. Give me a few years though. So, the weekend was good. Until next time...

Ciao-

AJD

Do not see the Ring Two.

The Ring Two was a ridiculous waste of money and I am sad to say that it did not live up to my expectations AT ALL. THe Ring kept me up for weeks, it made me fear the TV and black haired children. Wells...don't even get me started on wells. That movie terrified me. NOw, after seeing the lame Ring Two, I laugh at that little girl and her TV crawling out of antics. That movie RUINED it. It was all about a freaky ghost kid wanting a mommy. Yes, you read that corrctley. A MOTHER. YOu mean to tell me the whole time she was freaking killing people was cause she wanted a mother to call her own? A mother who would love her and not throw her into a well? That is the WORST movie plot ever( aside from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes). And those killer deer? What the hell man? Seriously. I laughed and did not at all fear that Samara kid. I was upset. Very upset by the whole expierance. So, please, if you value money at all. Do not waste a dime on the RIng Two. It is lame and bad and, well, just BAD.

Ciao!

Welcome...and ENJOY Dang It.

HI! Welcome to our BLOG. We aim to please and help...ok, that is crap. We just want to be funny and share our humor with the world. Um...the authors of this are the great TWELVE time Miss America Winner...AJD. And ofcourse, her runner up and cousin...CBM. THis is not the competition you see(or don't see...) on ABC. THis is an elite competition held by me. Every year. Tickets are 75 bucks. You should come. It is quite a show. CBM left me for ABQ today and I am sad. So what do I do when I am upset?? Taco Bell...so Ciao bloggers. Till next time.